Quick Hands

So tonight while we were out to dinner at Applebees perhaps the funniest thing my son has ever done happened. Most of the meal went uneventful. Before we left the girls went on their customary bathroom run. While they were gone Sam and I waited at the table. Sam sat in his high chair as our waitress came by to help the table across the isle. As anyone who's eaten at Applebees knows the isle are not that wide, and with Sam sitting in his high chair in said isle, the waitress had to squeeze by to get past.

Here's where the funny part comes into play.

The waitress was taking the order of the people behind us, when Sam noticed her shiny belt. He started to run his hands across it, when his hand slowly began to slip down. Suffice to say that he suddenly had the pretty waitress' attention when his hand reached her backside. It took everything I had not to bust up laughing as she politely tried to get his attention back to her belt.

The rest of the time we were waiting for the girls I chuckled as Sam tried to grab at her belt whenever she passed. Luckily the waitress learned from her mistake and kept clear of Sam's quick hands.

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